Would you rather

Would you rather have no arms or have no legs?

I would rather have one arm and one leg is this and option? haha

Would you rather punch your mum in the face as hard as you possible can as a one off or slap your dad around the face everyday for a year

what happens if you have 2 mums or 2 dads? I don't think this is really an appropriate would you rather some one might find it offensive.

WOULD YOU RATHER not be able to have sugar ever again or have to have sugar in every meal the rest of you life

I'd rather do none of the above, and interpose this. Would you rather lick the only sweaty place on a camel or have wild thornications with a cactus

I am gonna go with cactus at least that would heal..... Would you rather be filthy rich but have to be Justin Bieber’s assistant or dirt poor but get to be anyone’s assistant you choose?

dirt poor no one should have to be his assistant, or may be, be his assistant and kill him in his sleep

Would you rather live one life that lasts 1,000 years or live 10 lives that last 100 years each?

One life that lasts 1,000 though really would depend on what things I got to choose yeah..... Anyway Would you rather have your body found on a pile of sex toys or a pile of drugs?

See I'm torn, I'd like to think that both would have an interesting back story. If I'm to go out like that I wanna give people something to talk about! Butto be on the safe side I'll go with drugs. Would you rather listen to aqua's bargie girl for one year on loop or be genuinely nice to someone you hate for a year, I mean someone who really gets your blood pumping

Barbie girl no contest i'd even have to get ss2gohan to sing it just for shits and giggles

Would you rather have uncontrollable gas at work for the rest of your life or uncontrollable gas on every first date for the rest of your life?

At work for sure, but if it was forever how could it be limited to work or dates? Hehe am I being too picky? Would you rather eat a spoonful of baby poo or kiss the ass (in the literal sense) of a sweaty seriously unable to walk fat person.

dude that's just wrong

Would you rather have unlimited money, power, and respect or unlimited sex?

Dude that's wrong is no answer, but I'd rather have the money and power. Would you rather never get to finish anything ever or have no control of bodily functions

ok medicines come far enough alone there are way round the bodily functions so I'll go with that coz there's know way I wanna never be able to finish an orgasm that would suck.

Would you rather have your thoughts broadcasted so that everyone will always know what you are thinking while you are thinking it or never be allowed to wear clothes but keep your thoughts to yourself?

Thoughts I already announce everything I am thinking anyway with my foot in mouth complex so yeah

Would you rather have no internet or no cell phone?

no cell phone that's easy

You can only hear one song for the rest of your life. Bohemian Rhapsody or Ring of Fire?